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Offline Cecil

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« on: February 01, 2012, 11:20:47 AM »
So yoo in on the gravy train? Is there enough money to go round? I've seen lowlife scum from England to the States saying they will "Help" the survivors seek closure and untold wealth. They have already offered $14,000, that wouldn't even pay for the photocopying. :10:
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Re: Condcordia
« Reply #1 on: February 01, 2012, 04:15:36 PM »
WTF are you talking about?

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Re: Condcordia
« Reply #2 on: February 01, 2012, 09:44:30 PM »
so yoor right up to date with current affairs boxhead, the grounding of the luxury liner the "Condordia" and it's associated pending legal battles.
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Re: Condcordia
« Reply #3 on: February 02, 2012, 05:31:47 AM »
Aah, the ship.  Now I'm with you.  I think you under estimate the ability of the legal fraternity.  I believe a savvy solicitor could probably get away with about $10,000 of photocopying, as long as each claimant was billed for it.

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Re: Condcordia
« Reply #4 on: February 03, 2012, 01:40:31 PM »
# How do they serve alcoholic drinks on Italian cruise ships?   - On the rocks



# What vegetables do you get with dinner on Italian cruise ships?   - Leeks



# What's the fastest way to get off an Italian cruise ship?   -  Follow the captain


 


# When the captain of the ill fated Costa Concordia was asked if he knew where he was going he replied "off course."

 

# So the captain of the Costa Concordia will soon be in the dock.   That's more than can be said for his ship.

 


# I like my women how I like my Italian Cruises.    Wet, wrecked and ready to go down.



# The Costa Concordia is probably the most expensive thing to go down in Italy since Berlusconi's last hooker.


 


# What does the Italian economy and the stricken cruise liner Costa Concordia have in common?

   Nothing - The bottoms dropped out of both.

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