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=> Off Topic => Topic started by: QuoVadis on September 06, 2011, 09:01:39 PM

Title: Siege ends after police raid
Post by: QuoVadis on September 06, 2011, 09:01:39 PM
http://www.smh.com.au/nsw/siege-ends-after-police-raid-20110906-1jvx6.html (http://www.smh.com.au/nsw/siege-ends-after-police-raid-20110906-1jvx6.html)

I hope that you will all express your outrage for this desecration of a barrister's wig and the diminishment of the profession.  I believe I will organise a relief fund and see if we can't send the poor bloke on a holiday.
Title: Re: Siege ends after police raid
Post by: Cecil on September 08, 2011, 07:09:09 AM
Was a chuckle, yoo think the beak will throw the book attim for the above mentioned indiscreation? Personally I think he didn't go far enough, he should have stuck his bum out the window and caught his ablutions innut. He then should have stuck it back on the rightful owners head, that little pouch at the back would catch any purgings and save the "Cape" from getting grotty. Why haven't barristers got a pouch or a bib at the front? Cause it's only shit that comes outof their mouths.
Title: Re: Siege ends after police raid
Post by: QuoVadis on September 08, 2011, 07:07:52 PM
Steady Cec, someone might think you've got something against we purveyors of justice and joy.  As for this outrage, I trust that the defendant will be paying back the cost for the replacement of the glass and of course the wig and other collateral damage.  Personally I'd be seeking compensation for the economic loss due to damage to the photocopier.  It's common knowledge that we legal eagles can triple our salaries with "incidentals".  Luckily the wigs are replaceable, however, many of us enjoy the discolouring that is only acquired through years of using them as a kidney stone strainer.

Donations are still pouring in as expected and we have almost 50k.  I might go on holidays as well.

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